My life is a really, really, bad pun

 

sailor-g:

If you don’t think Kyary is the most precious human being in existence then you are a liar okay

kiss-da-girl:

adele-dazeems-cheekbones:

krystal-cage:

Some people were a little confused so I made this.

Good, I thought I was the only one to think this

THANK YOU I HAD TO EXPLAIN THIS SO MANY TIMES

luanlegacy:

wimpynoodle:

this is something higher than hd and it’s making me so uncomfortable

what the fuck… this looks like actual depth….

(Source: alphalewolf)

It’s like we’re kind of sacrificing our dignity for the happiness of others so I’m happy to bite that bullet

Dan Howell aka the sweetest little shit on the planet (via inkstaineddenoument)

My father had taught me to be nice first, because you can always be mean later, but once you’ve been mean to someone, they won’t believe the nice anymore. So be nice, be nice, until it’s time to stop being nice, then destroy them.

netflixer:

gir L S„., weAER sHortS???? In SuMMER?????.„,.  nO „„, BaD,. , too Porno gRaphic „ m i g/ht distraCt boys„ , . mus T punISh girls„,. how Dare thEy have lEGs., .????

clamjob:

i want to sit on a rooftop with you at 2 in the morning and listen to your favorite songs and talk about how pretty the stars are

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

troyler-kiss:

whatawonderfulwaytokill:

you know what makes me sad? that one day dan or phil is gonna die and us fans are going to be completely torn apart but eventually we’ll forget and move on, but for dan or phil, it’ll never “be over” and they can’t just forget about the other as easily as we can and someday this will become a reality and that’s really fucking not okay

Thanks, Satan.

pruderanch:

200% sure that all of my friend have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am

(Source: religiousmom)

moreorlester:

dan and phil as fluffy buns with flowers for the wonderful purcastory as my suPER LATE part of our art trade! thanks for being so patient alli!! <33

moreorlester:

dan and phil as fluffy buns with flowers for the wonderful purcastory as my suPER LATE part of our art trade! thanks for being so patient alli!! <33