Dan and Phil/Youtubers/5 Seconds of Summer/Perfume
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That guy with the hair from YouTube and Radio 1’ (Dan version)

obamallamatime:

Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

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"For the people that don’t think that we belong in the magazine I think um.. we grew up listening to all the bands that you love and we play our guitars.. I don’t know.. come see us live, you might like it - it is rock. And it’s fine if you don’t like us, we’re not for everyone."

aaliyah1979-2001:

Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Gemini: fake
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Libra: basic
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Capricorn: bitter
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself

danhowellsbitch:

Dan Howell is so fucking beautiful

realisticphanfic:

It is 1 am where you live and you’re exhausted. Your mom made you get up at 8:00am yesterday to go grocery shopping with her. Its a wonder you made it this long. But hey, tumblr calls. You had to stay up until 1 am to talk to some of your internet friends and blog about Dan and Phil. Now your dash is dead so you finally decided to go to sleep. You settle down and pull the covers over your head. You dreamed that Dan and Phil had come over to your house to hang out with you. Then you all flew back to London to have a party. It was a good dream, you would definitely have to post it on your blog when you wake up. Suddenly you hear a noise. You pull the covers off your head to see your two favorite internet stars, Dan and Phil. Your eyes widen. Is this a dream? You thought. But it was no dream. Dan and Phil are robbing your house. Dan has your laptop and Phil has your mother’s prize vase. You sit stunned. Dan raises and eyebrow and points at you. Phil nods. Next thing you know you have ditched your home for a life of crime with Dan and Phil. This is your happily ever after.

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