My life is a really, really, bad pun
one day i aspire to shop price high to low
SHOUTOUT TO THAT ONE PERSON THAT HEARS YOU WHEN YOU’RE TALKING IN A GROUP AND SMILES OR REPLIES SO YOU DONT FEEL LIKE A TWAT
what if eyebrows dont know when to stop growing and there are little eyebrow fairies that come to us in our sleep and keep them nice and trimmed each night and we dont know because we are sleeping
Please respect if you have genderfluid friends who switch names and/or pronouns based on how their feeling. Please use the pronouns and/or name they want you to use that day/hour/moment. If you dont know what’s going on gender-wise w/ them at a specific time, just ask!!