Dan Howell aka the sweetest little shit on the planet (via inkstaineddenoument)
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i want to sit on a rooftop with you at 2 in the morning and listen to your favorite songs and talk about how pretty the stars are
yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me
you know what makes me sad? that one day dan or phil is gonna die and us fans are going to be completely torn apart but eventually we’ll forget and move on, but for dan or phil, it’ll never “be over” and they can’t just forget about the other as easily as we can and someday this will become a reality and that’s really fucking not okay